English jokes for Icaro

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-Where do pencils go on vacation?
-Where?
-To pencilvania
-What button is impossible to unbutton?
-What?
-The belly button
-When does a duck wake up?
-When?
-At the quack of dawn
-Why can’t you give an animal feedback
-Why -Because they will eat it
-Did you know I impressed a mime last week?
-Really?
-Well, yes, he has speechless
-Did you hear the joke about the broom?
-No
-It is sweeping the nation
-What did the traffic light say to the car?
-What?
-Look away!, I’m changing
-What is behind every good person?
-What?
-A back
-Why did the teacher put the lights on?
-Why?
-Because her class is too dim
-Why do fish live is saltwater?

-Why? -Because pepperwater would make them sneeze
-What does a baby computer call its father?
-I don’t know
-Data
-Why is our familly tree an almond tree? -Why? -Because everyone in the familly is a nut
I had a fear to speed bumps, but I am slowly getting over them