English jokes for Icaro

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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems
Why did the banana go to the hospital? He wasn't peeling well!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own? Because it was two tired!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent!
Why did the frog take the bus to work today? Because his car was toad away!
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Re-morse code!
What do cows do on movie night? They go to the moo-vies!
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? Give me my quarterback!
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a computer? The space bar!
Why do french people eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food!